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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mmmthornton
prostheticknowledge

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

smashbrethren

the time is now

3dboyfriends

hell yeah

yunghau5

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

spiffymuffin

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caterjunes

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it’s called the purple ramjet

jolys

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

jimblespage

shove a vase up your ass

lord-kitschener

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

fan-troll

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i call it the matterhorn
bronzebasilisk

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

picklespickleyama

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

teapotsahoy

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

furiousfran

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I call this one the Megahorny

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Just cram an entire table lamp up there

kingoftheunderground

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

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recreationallyscolded

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

b--o--n--k

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Plate. 

broadwaytheanimatedseries

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

in3ffable-husbands

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

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ragingbookdragon

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

mysukisilentdeath

ITS BACK

ivoryjaderose

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M U S H R O O M

bill-nye-official-blog

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en garde

fangcore

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

pogaytosalad

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

atlas-off-the-string

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

theloisthatlikes

HAHWHWHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHESUAIJ

insertcommonnoun

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toilet punger

alfredo-zauce

I’m fucking DYING

9ofspades

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Acorn. 

they-call-me-ren

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romanticroses

You bored, or feeling artsy but don’t have any inspiration…? *updated!*

ladyevel

Do you need to distract yourself? Or are you simply bored? Here are some great websites to make the time pass.

Still haven’t found something that would float your boat? Try these:

Maybe none of these peeked your interest-maybe you’ve been wanting to create an o.c, but never really knew how to start-or you just enjoy making O.C’s….

This masterlist is to help you in making your own OCs….it can also apply to developing RP characters i suppose! (´ヮ`)!

How to Write Better OCs:

Character Development:

Need an Appearance idea?

Diversity

Mary Sue/Gary Stu

Villains

Relationships

ARCHETYPES

NAMES

APPEARANCE

DETAILS

Need Item names?

Other stuffs!

writersblockbecomesunblocked

This is a great list! I saw it and couldn’t help but re-blog. Hopefully it helps any of you that are experiencing writers block

i-fear-what-lies-in-2019

GUYS I DESIGNED A PLANET IT’S SO FRIGGIN COOL

serronrising

Reblogging for the oc&character creation stuff!

nimrook-fr

Dude this is a gold mine.

romanticroses
gayvian

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gayvian

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dickdefeater

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

indoraptorz

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iguesssoyeaj

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

inthefallofasparrow

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inthefallofasparrow

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Fixed

inthefallofasparrow

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unfortunateturnip

This post is a train wreck.

inthefallofasparrow

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gaymoods

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

inthefallofasparrow

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inthefallofasparrow

Hello,
I’d just like to apologise to everyone for taking up such a large portion of your dashboard by indulging in this drawn-out, deconstructionist meta-joke, and yes I do recognise the ‘irony’ in taking up even more of your dash by posting this apology as an addendum.

To those wondering if I’m ‘stilling going with this shit’, no, I don’t intend on taking this any further myself (although obviously others are welcome to continue it themselves) as I believe the post has come to a natural satisfactory conclusion in its own deconstruction. Thank you.